Tainted

I don't know why some people always have a large stick up their ass. It's as if they woke up every morning, dropped their pants, bent over, and then hoped and prayed that a long javelin would cross the boundaries of the ass's crack. Maybe they're not to blame. Maybe their favorite dog was hit by dump truck as a young child. Maybe they accidentally PMSed into their chicken parmesan. Maybe their fat abdominal area is so big they cannot tell if their operation had worked.

Not enough parenting or not enough friends? Not enough food or not enough sex? Not enough bastard or not enough bitch? These are the types of people that blur the line between the asshole and the cunt. That's right. MF is a taint.