Political Funny

This has really unified both parties, House Speaker Dennis Hastert has attacked the F.B.I. for raiding a congressman's office, saying it was an abuse of power. Imagine the nerve of the F.B.I. — treating members of Congress like they were regular Americans.
-Jay Leno

Yesterday, the Senate voted to make English the national language of the United States. The vote drew protests from several immigrant groups and one governor of California.
-Conan O'Brien