Awkward Farting

So I'm in my boxers and reading some headlines on my compter, while sitting on the sofa. My butt is literally squished the leather seating, and I feel a fart coming on. Instead of leaning to one side to allow the fart to freely release itself, I decide to laziliy let it go while still on the sofa.

What ensues is a fart with no where to go. Instead of going back and rising while scraping my back, it has to go forward, and travels out of where my pant legs are. Thus, the hot air flies by my testicles.

It tickled. And I laughed.

Sorry for those who I just made puke.