ABC and the Apocalypse

So I'm watching the first soccer game on basic TV in the 2006 World Cup. And they could not have chosen a better matchup. Iran vs. Mexico. My dilemma is that I do not know who to root for.

If Mexico wins, both the 7 train and the entire Southern US border will rock hard enough to produce an earthquake resembling the Holocaust. Meanwhile, Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be so pissed off that he may push the button for his nuclear weapons in disgust. With the earthquakes and the nuclear warfare that will ensue, we will then have the Apocalypse. there must've been a typo with 6/6/6 and missed it by a few days. Not to mention the goalie will probably be killed.

If Iran wins, they will be one step closer to Iran's premiers to watch the games at Germany. Not a good thing considering Iran's regime denies the Holocaust ever happening, and Germany has made such a denial, and even mention of the old Facist regime illegal. The tension that ensues would make Aaron Spelling jealous.

And I do not even want to know if US wins the World Cup. I'm going to root for Sweden from now on.